Score: 10

"That is sooo Dad'N'Me style!"

submission: Purple Sawdust

date: April 30, 2008

And it's still unique! And yes, you totally succeeded in creating siganture moves. :D

Also: Brutality combined with classical compositions is an EPIC WIN! :D
It's always hilarious.^^

Love this movie, it's going to have a high "Favourites" spot in my list.
xx Martin xx

PS: I submitted you to the "Funny Cartoons" collection.

Score: 9

"Unique"

submission: TANKMEN: day of lead

date: April 30, 2008

--PRO--
-You didn't copy JohnnyUtah's awesome style and didn't make a load of crap either. You have a unique graphic & animation style and it is definitely not too simple as some say!

-You used great music and sound effects! (from Mario, Megaman, by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart etc.)
-Hmm, no dialogue sometimes adds something really special to a movie. I dunno. I love your using of little written messages on the walls (I hate Uwe Boll and love Bruce Willis with a passion, too), gestures, mimic, sound fx's & music! With dialogue you would've ruined a part of the uniqueness, because ALL Tankmen movies AND parodies + tributes have dialogue, I think. I'm pretty sure you could think of hilarious lines but still...^^

-Jokes were really well presented and almost "on-time all the time". =D

-You chose Tankmen for the contest and put much effort in it.

-The first scene including the tank rolling in from the left to the right: Good sound and I noticed (I have a 4.1 speaker system), that this very sound actually went from the left to the right speakers. And that's a detail I would almost give you another whole star for. :)

You spoofed product placement. :DD

--CONTRA--
-The tongue thing was not that funny and therefore too long....
...and some other stuff that's rather unimportant.

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Really well-paced movie, smoothly done! =)
5/5, 9/10, favourited!

You get the "favourite list" spot underneath the Tankmen collection I have on my profile!

xx Martin xx

Score: 8

"Good job"

submission: DunderJones

date: April 28, 2008

I loved how you synchronized the animation with the music. Although this didn't have much of a plot and was short, it was enjoyable and well done. And no: I think it's awesome without sound effects. :P

I actually wanted to give you a 7 but deceided you deserved an Indiana bonus. :)
So that makes 4/5 & 8/10
xx Martin xx

PS: Can't wait for the new movie. =)))

Score: 10

"Very well done"

submission: B

date: April 27, 2008

'MyCreativityCafe's review...has to be one of the best I've ever read. I really can't add anything to it. It is brilliant. So is this flash movie. Some may not understand it. But I love it. Think about this submission. Just let your thoughts fly on anything that has to do with the letter b, the colors red & white (black & white are indeed colors! But that's just my opinion.) or anything you want. Props & Kudos and whatnot to StrawberryClock! Great piece.

xx Martin xx

Score: 10

"xDD"

submission: Cat Face ep.1

date: April 23, 2008

"Caaatface, it's got a big cat's face and it's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat aaand it flys from the air cuz it got a cat face...CATFACE!" :DD

Another hilarious series! :D
Going to watch the other episodes on your website rightnow. =)

By the way: A few day's ago I made some sort of "Weebl & Bob" marathon. xD
I watched all episodes in a row! That was awesome! =P

xx Martin xx

Score: 10

""Put a banana in your ear!" :D"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 2

date: April 17, 2008

Awesome sequel! 5/5, 10/10 + favourited.

Btw everyone: You actually can download the song @ the official website. Just visit filmcow.com/downloads.html

xx Martin xx

Score: 10

"Ahahahahaha xDD"

submission: Bye Bye, Bunny

date: March 19, 2008

Sorry, can't review this... xDDDD
I'm just gonna vote 5 and give you 10 stars and fav. it, okay? :D
That was funny as hell!

xx Martin xx

Score: 10

"The preloader alone deserves a trophy for epicness"

submission: The Drunken Spartan

date: March 19, 2008

Hahaha, great use of the Newgrounds-loader, has to be one of the funniest, simply because it fits so well with the text. :D
"Madness? This is Sparta!"

I loved how you animated the heads and their dance moves were hilarious, too. All that arm waving. xDD

5/5 + 10/10, favourited!

Very enjoyable flash! Good job!
xx Martin xx

Score: 2

"Actually..."

submission: 300 FAGGOTS

date: March 16, 2008

it was somewhat funny. The graphics were..weird, but sometimes a weird style makes a flash movie even funnier. I also like the computer voice, although it's not a really original idea. You probably just uesd it, because you were to embarassed to use your own voice. I dunno.

BUT:

What destroyed this movie for me was you stating: "Utah is gay."
Johnny Utah rocks and you're nowhere near his brilliance. The Tankmen Series is awesome. Just because Utah finds cock jokes funny, doesn't make him gay at all. His dialogues are fucking hilarious, so pls don't flame one of my favourite flash artists (He's my personal # 5 @ the moment)! If you weren't serious about that line...well then...okay.^^

Oh, and pls don't reply in a silly & childish way, like "you're gay" or something (IF you'll reply at all), because I wouldn't care. Would be a waste of your time. Spend your time on good things, like...go to the cinema or something. Movies rock!

Anyways. I respect you, and hope you respect my review as well.
2/10 for you. 1 for the animating + for the voice, 1 for the plot.

xx Martin xx

Score: 10

"That was OUTSTANDING!"

submission: Radiohead - Creep

date: March 16, 2008

I'm....totally speechless. I can't give this piece a very detailed review, because I was blown away by the greatness of it. I absolutely agree with everyone who says, this should be the official music video! There's so much crap on today's tv (especially on music channels), but this is true art.

Amazing.
xx Martin xx

PS: SEND IT TO RADIOHEAD, IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY! DO IT! I'm sure they'll fall in love with this!